Earlier, we reported that Jean-Paul Gaultier was leaving his post as artistic director of women’s ready-to-wear at WAG favourite, French high fashion house Hermès, with Lacoste creative director Christian Lemaire set to fill in his shoes.

And then the House of Emanuel Ungaro eventually realised that they should resuscitate themselves from the obvious flatline that their collaboration with Lindsay Lohan brought them to, hiring British designer Giles Deacon to …