So Jimmy Choo recently announced a line of sneakers that will come to stores in May. I am not intrigued. I’m actually a bit disappointed. Aren’t you? Then look at these and you will be.

Like that favorite pair of stilettos you wear to work everyday, these attention-seeking, uncoordinatedly colourful sneakers all carry the Jimmy Choo brand. Pretty soon the sophisticated six-inch-heel-wearing glamazon will find herself standing in a …